If yes is the new no, no is the new maybe, and maybe is the new yes, then my answer is definitely maybe.

“I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.”

“You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch m…”

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”