If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.

“It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”

“I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke w…”

“These times are hard, and so is my penis.”