If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.

“When I first heard Twilight was a book about vampires that sparkled in the ligh…”

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”

“A brick could be used as gift for the man who has everything. Here’s a tip: tha…”

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the m…”