If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.

“I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.”

“I had a dream where I lost Cap’n among the hundreds of black and white cats and…”

“I’d say my writing voice is original, and I don’t think you’ll find another qui…”

“A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the …”