If you can be quiet, you’re more than welcome to stay in my House of Silence. Bring your own bubblegum ice cream. 


“I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange…”

“A kiss involves two people, so I not only have to think about me for me, I have…”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”