If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help hi…”

“I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked …”