If you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.

“I am terrified of heights, sharks, and spiders, so I am not into skydiving, sur…”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them…”

“The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly …”

“I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one p…”