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“Work hard or don’t work hard, either way your hair will turn gray. I should let…”

“Love is like a buffalo with butterfly wings, and I’m just the humble man in the…”

“I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”

“I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.”