If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower curtain when thinking naughty thoughts about you. Unless I was advertising the fact that I was thinking about you, and subtly inviting you to come shower with me.

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hu…”

“I went out to eat on a restaurant’s opening night. It was packed! I guess peopl…”

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you e…”