If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.

“I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn int…”

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shop…”

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”