If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning.

“A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root o…”

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

“I had a dream about you. You had just died, and I was debating putting your bod…”