If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If you say binary, I’ll think anal defibrillator.

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”

“I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.”

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”