If you sound like shit, you sound like smell—which is crazy because smell looks like blindness, with a mustache.

“You know what’s right up my alley? Hobos. And they’d better move, because I set…”

“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar…”

“The rivers are my memory, and I drink them at their basin and remember.”

“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”