If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.

“I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of froze…”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”

“Your vote doesn’t count. All that counts is who counts the votes.”

“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at we…”