If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

“Everybody has heard of the great Heidelberg Tun, and most people have seen it, …”

“A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from th…”

“The darling mispronunciations of childhood! - dear me, there's no music that ca…”

“the size of a misfortune is not determinable by an outsider’s measurement of it…”