If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort s…”

“I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important tha…”

“A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll b…”

“I feel like having another thigh and calf would give me a leg up on my competit…”