If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean them with a thousand dishwashers. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…” “I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…” “I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…” “I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you.…”