If you won’t turn your back to face me, then I won’t even bother stabbing you.

“I’d never trust a surgeon who didn’t wear gloves when he operated. Even if thos…”

“I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter an…”

“My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.”

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”