If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.

“I’m writing a book, one letter at a time. After thirteen days, I just finished …”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“The word “Building” makes a completed structure seem under construction. Once a…”

“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears…”