If you’re from a town called Away, when you’re home, you’re Away. But when you’re away, you’re not home.

“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers.…”

“I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps en…”

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”