If you’re in the eye of a hurricane, you may be lulled into believing it’s a peaceful Cyclops.

“Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is be…”

“Five sicks people in the hospital (56). I made each one a “Get well soon” card …”

“I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a bl…”

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”