If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “A book is as private and consensual as sex.” “Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you r…” “Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here…” “You count the facts and it's so depressing.I can only eat baby food.My best fri…”