If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

“A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I…”

“I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.”

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchu…”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”