I’ll dine on apple flesh and cinnamon, while feeding you one line after another. Some lines will have salmon hooked on at the end. Then we’ll make love like two bears who’ve just discovered honey.

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”

“I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
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“If yes is the new no, no is the new maybe, and maybe is the new yes, then my an…”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”