I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.

“Let’s split the pizza amongst ourselves, and divide the price evenly amongst yo…”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”

“My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.”

“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”