I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold hands, and also because your hands smell like bubblegum.

“It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than eve…”

“What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.”

“A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are you…”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”