I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty f…”

“Yesterday I memorized Shakespeare, and tomorrow I'm also going to memorize his …”

“Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring …”