I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it when I’m able to pay.

“The sign on the side of the highway said “Shoulder Work,” and I thought, “I cou…”

“I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if sh…”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.”