I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.

“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, th…”

“If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled V…”

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if t…”