I’ll make a soup out of sound, and I’ll call it “Decibels.” You can get a cup or a bowl, a small or a large, and they’ll both have the same volume.

“Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve…”

“In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the…”

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”