I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.

“When someone says, “One last thing,” it never is. Unless they die right after s…”

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy t…”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”

“The coolest way to be cool is to be yourself, because nobody can be you but you…”