I’ll never be as old as someone older than me, but I can be older than them if I outlive their lifespan.

“Some people hide behind rules and regulations to deliver sadistic punishments, …”

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important…”

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s to…”

“The two sisters wouldn’t sleep with me. But it’s cool, because they were nuns, …”