I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care if that’s a high school class.

“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”

“Sometimes I feel like I’m living in my father’s shadow. But then he takes a few…”

“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper…”

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”