I’ll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot—including my penis.

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“I make love like I ride my two-seater unicycle—slowly. If you feel unstable, yo…”

“If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”