I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.

“I want to drum up interest for instruments that are played by beating them with…”

“Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.”

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”