I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, e…”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”