I’ll tell you what love is. Love is walking up and down Archer Road in Gainesville, Florida and feeling like Cupid. Too bad the cops took issue with me hitch hiking with a bow and arrow.

“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’…”

“I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke w…”

“He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as…”

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”