I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or greater value to $14.95.

“The chain of command, I wear it around my neck.”

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one f…”