I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.

“The scent of success, it smells like body odor.”

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with …”

“One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is b…”