I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. I’m like a dentist.

“Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it ma…”

“I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that’s to be expected, since she is a…”

“I think they should change STOP signs to PAUSE signs.”

“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”