I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.


“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get m…”

“I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find my…”

“I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…”

“The monkeys, they just went bananas.”