I’ll write something that’s 111% true. It’ll be so true that it’ll be 100% false. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seri…” “My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replace…” “Who stole my stew? I left it sitting in my stomach while I went to the bathroom…” “A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”