I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.

“The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved …”

“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”

“I want to invent a What does it do? machine. “What does it do?” you’re probably…”