I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll still be mathematically challenged.

“I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to v…”

“The diner was more twiner than Twain, and I found a mustache in my soup. Maybe …”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”