I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.

“For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely. He should give me t…”

“I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my bel…”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everythi…”