I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter.

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”

“I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.”

“My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.”

“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”