I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party. But can you believe it, those fucking honkies wouldn’t let me in.

“Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday an…”

“My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt …”

“With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives…”

“The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lo…”