I'm a drinker with writing problems.

“When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to …”

“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”

“Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.”

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it d…”