I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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“A mustache on a stick would not only be tastier than a popsicle, but ticklier t…”

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step …”