I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing large quantities of love. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “In middle school, I spent a lot of time with my buddy Edward. I called him Sex …” “Put the number seven in front of a mirror and what do you have? If you answered…” “I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down.…” “And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”